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| Song | Artist | Album |
| Dominick The Donkey (The Italian Christmas Donkey) | Lou Monte | The Very Best Of Lou Monte |
| Head Like a Holy Night | Kibble | Head Like a Holy Night |
| Christmas (Baby Please Come Home) | Hallelujah The Hills | |
| Mr. Mistletoe | The Magnetic Fields | Distortion |
| Santa’s Beard | They Might Be Giants | Then: The Earlier Years |
| Christmas in L.A. (Yippee Ki Yay) (explicit lyrics) | Marian Call | Yippee Ki Yay |
| The Christmas Song | John Zorn | A Dreamers Christmas |
| Christmas Is For Fuckin’ | Reggie Watts | Comedy Death-Ray Xmas 2009 |
| It’s a Punk Rock Christmas | John Waters | Jingle Bells / It’s a Punk Rock Christmas – Single |
| I Wish You A Merry Christmas | Big Dee Irwin & Little Eva | A John Waters Christmas |
| Santa! Don’t Pass Me By | Jimmy Donley | A John Waters Christmas |
| Hawaiian Santa | The Brothers Cazimero | Cazimero Christmas Favorites |
| Mele Kalikimaka (Single Version) | Bing Crosby & The Andrews Sisters | A Merry Christmas with Bing Crosby & The Andrews Sisters (Remastered) |
| O Chronic Tree | Afroman | Jobe Bells |
| Give The Jew Girl Toys | Sarah Silverman | Comedy Death-Ray Xmas 2009 |
| Rockin’ Around The Christmas Tree | Brenda Lee | Billboard Greatest Christmas Hits (1955-Present) |
| The Little Drummer Boy | Johnny Cash | The All Time Greatest Christmas Songs |
| Imperial March x Carol of The Bells | Samuel Kim | Star Wars Christmas Collection |
| R2 D2 We Wish You a Merry Christmas | Star Wars Christmas Album | Christmas in the Stars |
| Santa, Bring Me A Christmas Doll? | MYSTERY ARTIST | THE INTERNET |
| Mamacita Donde Esta Santa Claus | El Vez | Merry MeX-Mas |
| ’tis the damn season | Taylor Swift | evermore (deluxe version) |
| Canadian Sunset | Dean Martin | 24 Famous Christmas Songs |
| It’s Christmas Time (Remastered) | Mojo Nixon | The Mojo Manifesto |
| (Let’s Have) A Patrick Swayze Christmas | Mystery Science Theater 3000 | Songs in the Key of MST |
| Weird Time of Year | Alicia Witt | I Think I’m Spending Christmas With You |
| Last Christmas | Kestrels | Last Christmas |
| All I Want For Christmas Is You | Mariah Carey | RTL Christmas Megastars |
| I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday | Wizzard | I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday – Single |
| Christmas Will Break Your Heart | LCD Soundsystem | Christmas Will Break Your Heart – Single |
| Merry Christmas (I Don’t Want to Fight Tonight) | Cheap Trick | Christmas Christmas |
| Turn Up Ye Merry Gentlemen | Gent & Jawns | A Very Decent Christmas (Mad Decent) |
| Dubstep Santa | David Bass | Dubstep Santa |
| sympathy 4 the grinch | 100 gecs | sympathy 4 the grinch – Single |
| I Hurt Myself, Rejoice | Kibble | Head Like a Holy Night |
| Do They Know It’s My Dick? | My Dick | My Dick’s Double Full-Length Release |